Krat brax ang tich tor. Tom Alden. E.T. Highway, Nevada. Mike Tomsu at 11,700 feet in Rocky Mountain National Park. September 2005. Jamie Elvidge and daughter Hannah in Botswana, near Kasane, on a tour in Africa. Photo by Ron Ayres. Tom Seeley, at Bungalow, the Mountain Circuit, Isle of Man. August, 2004. Hugh LaPenotiere relaxes in his Kermit Chair after a day's ride during his 10,000 mile cruise around the U.S.

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Coolness Emulator #FUN

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$82,579.92
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Will allow you to interact more normally with various biker microcultures. Using forced-fractal image projection and high-speed clue building database recognition, this ex-black ops military technology is now available to the motorcyclist. Cross-microcultural stealth is now yours! For example, drive your ratty, high-mileage dual sport to a Ducatisti meeting, and the rapid-compilation 'clue building' software quickly (.02 secs) averages a 'look' for you and your machine, cloaking you via forced-fractal projection into an innocuous moto-conformist. Your bike will blend in, and so will you, allowing you to look at bikes, mingle, and not be harassed or snubbed. Look in a rearview mirror and behold yourself resplendent in a Vanson jacket and a Blues Brothers mini chin beard. No one will know! Comes with one scanner and two image projectors (one for you, one for your bike). An add-on audio emulator is available for $380.00 for the ultimate in stealth. Cruise the main street of Sturgis, and your duct-taped Helix becomes a throbbing Fat Bob. Do be careful around Shriner parades and mopeds. Satisfaction or your money back.

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Manufacturer Walnut