Media Release: For Publication on 4-1-11
Date: 03-08-11
Subject: Gut Wrench Set
CONTACT:
Andy Goldfine [email protected] or Lynn Wisneski [email protected]
NOTE TO EDITORS:
This text and artwork is downloadable at: www.aerostich.com/pressroom/press.html
New 
Gut Wrench Set
The 2011 Aerostich and RiderWearHouse catalog introduces the Gut Wrench, a new type of tool that is equal parts useful and nutritious. The set of six wrenches perform standard bolt-turning duties as well as providing 100% of your daily recommended intake for iron. Each 6 ounce wrench is infused with calories, and is guaranteed to stay with you for miles down the road, unlike a wimpy grocery store energy bar. Ideal for when the trip schedule doesn’t permit time to stop for a bite to eat, or keep a set of Gut Wrenches in your tool kit and you always have an iron-fortified snack at the ready. Each Gut Wrench will provide an immediate weight gain and is a great source of roughage, providing the best intestinal cleanse available. The six wrench set will satiate even the largest appetites and includes an extra assortment of iron fortified bolts, great for a quick rest-stop snack to ward off hunger pangs. Price includes one-time emergency extraction coupon, should you lack the intestinal fortitude for complete digestion (our lawyers made us say that). $34,519.01 per set, specify Metric, Whitworth or American. http://www.aerostich.com/gut-wrench.html
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New 2011 Catalog
The just released 2011 Aerostich/RiderWearHouse catalog contains the Gut Wrench Set, and over one hundred other all-new items, including a brand new Aerostich Roadcrafter Light riding suit, plus dozens of customer-supplied photos, sidebar articles, guides and non-commercial content. Riders looking through the free 228 page catalog find thousands of useful and competitively priced products for all types of riding. Everything is in-stock and available for immediate shipping. The complete catalog may also be browsed and searched at the updated www.aerostich.com website, which features an animated ‘mix & match’ suit color selector, a digital self-sizing tool, some unique historical and entertaining items, and a few Easter eggs to keep things interesting. The informational, innovative and highly entertaining catalog is FREE and ordering is easy and secure. Get yours at https://www.aerostich.com/index.php/catalogrequest or 800 222 1994.
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Gut Wrench Set Features:
- Dual purpose - useful and nutritious.
- Makes all other energy bars seem weak.
- Iron+++.
- Set of six, for small to large appetites.
- Immediate weight gain.
- Intestinal cleansing bar none.
- April Fools (not the Catalog!).
To get a free catalog call 800.222.1994 or email [email protected].
Press Releases: http://www.aerostich.com/pressroom/pressreleases.html
Contact: Andy Goldfine [email protected] or Lynn Wisneski [email protected]
To order or for further information, contact Aerostich/RiderWearHouse
Phone: 800 222 1994, Fax: 218 720 3610
Web: www.aerostich.com
Email: [email protected]