Get Real. Get Authentic. Get Steve McQueen. Add the essence of clean, pure classic gear. Features a 100% selvedge cotton outer fabric with an artisanal wax finish of refined Narwhale semen (renewably harvested, don’t ask us how). Buttons replace zippers, all reflective areas deleted, all vents removed, and all external pockets have old-school flaps. The core TF impact armor remains but has been shaved down to minimally intrusive size so on casual view it looks missing. Available in either lumberjack red-black check or traditional plaid flannel. Fully certified organic and Fair Trade. Your appearance counts most when surrounded by friends, or at least other genuine hipsters.