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Cars Suck T-Shirt

SKU: 626

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Yes, they do. At least relatively. White. Mostly cotton. M-XX. Made in USA


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Customer Reviews (9)

Well, they do!Review by Jimmmmmm
Well, cars do suck, but the shirt doesn't. Proper fit. The tail is longer than average, which indicates the typical focus on meeting a riders need that I've come to expect from Aerostich. (Posted on 4/7/17)
BEST SHIRT EVER !!Review by Brad
Gets right to the point. As far as fit, I'm 6ft 195lbs. XL washed and thrown in a hot dryer, worked for me. The lettering is also fine. Received shirt late 2012, maybe they adjusted the layout. Can't wait to wear it and annoy non motorcyclists. (Posted on 2/3/13)
Cars do suck!Review by includedbark
Second one for me - used up the first one pissing off car lovers at shows! Almost got into a fist fight with an old guy once about bikes being inferior to cars - good times! Great shirt - fits me OK, no issues. (Posted on 12/3/11)
Cars Suck TeeReview by Al
I wear this with pride. In a world congested with cars we'd all be better off if more rode motorcycles. (Posted on 8/29/11)
No love for the slim.Review by Maddaddy
I bought the medium because it was the smallest size they print. I had to return it. Even for a medium it was pretty big.
I was planning on wearing it during a live taping of Top Gear UK (surely they would have put me in the front. Ended up just another bloke in the crowd :(. (Posted on 3/22/11)
I wish the shirt resemble...Review by Phil Sasak
I wish the shirt resembled the one in the on-line catalog image... as it is, if you tuck in your shirt (and most motorcyclists do), the work "SUCK" is below the beltline of your trousers. Now you're riding around with a shirt that says "CARS" and a motorcyclist below it.

The words and logo are grossly mis-proportioned.

This shirt SUCKS. (Posted on 5/12/08)
Klark, I think women see ...Review by Phil Sasak
Klark, I think women see the word SUCK near your beltline and they probably think you should start to suck that fat gut in - because the only people that can wear this shirt with the word "SUCK" outside their jeans are those with a bowling-ball sized shadow over their feet. Sorry, I guess you can't see your feet, can you? (Posted on 5/12/08)
Today I received the shir...Review by James Stubblefield
Today I received the shirt I ordered. Absolutely love the picture and the message...perfect.
I have a Poker Run/Crawdad Bake/Car Show to attend this weekend and I can't wait to see the reactions of the "car-folks".

The print and picture are larger than they appear but I am still happy with the shirt.

Out of the package it did seem to run a bit big... but not big enough to end up with just the word "CARS" and the picture on my chest. (I usually wear XL t-shirts because the shirts tend to shrink...or maybe I just tend to get bigger!) If you are trying to compare, I am about 5'11" and 195 lbs.

I am hoping it will shrink just a little after washing. If not then I will order a Large and save this XL for when I eventually get a bit bigger!

Ride Safe! (Posted on 5/12/08)
I'm wearing the CARS SUCK...Review by Klark Eversman
I'm wearing the CARS SUCK shirt right now. It's tucked into my Draggin' Jeans and the word SUCK is a full three inches above my belt. I'm thinking Phil should've ordered the shirt in a smaller size (or maybe he's missing a few vertebra - I don't know).

I wholeheartedly endorse this garment with every fiber of my being. People compliment me on it all the time. Women seem particularly impressed by it. Perhaps women hate cars more than I realize. Or, maybe they just like seeing the word SUCK so close to my belt. i prefer to believe it's the latter. (Posted on 11/22/07)


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