Coolness Emulator


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Product Description


Will allow you to interact more normally with various biker microcultures. Using forced-fractal image projection and high-speed clue building database recognition, this ex-black ops military technology is now available to the motorcyclist. Cross-microcultural stealth is now yours! For example, drive your ratty, high-mileage dual sport to a Ducatisti meeting, and the rapid-compilation 'clue building' software quickly (.02 secs) averages a 'look' for you and your machine, cloaking you via forced-fractal projection into an innocuous moto-conformist. Your bike will blend in, and so will you, allowing you to look at bikes, mingle, and not be harassed or snubbed. Look in a rearview mirror and behold yourself resplendent in a Vanson jacket and a Blues Brothers mini chin beard. No one will know! Comes with one scanner and two image projectors (one for you, one for your bike). An add-on audio emulator is available for $380.00 for the ultimate in stealth. Cruise the main street of Sturgis, and your duct-taped Helix becomes a throbbing Fat Bob. Do be careful around Shriner parades and mopeds. Satisfaction or your money back.

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Manufacturer Walnut


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Customer Reviews (5)

Those look like Cory Hart...Review by TJ Penn
Those look like Cory Hart's sunglasses (at night...and not Pink's wife either) (Posted on 11/7/08)
Ducati meeting? Snubbed? ...Review by David Sprague
Ducati meeting? Snubbed? I could have used it when I rode my Buell to the Harley party. (Posted on 9/24/07)
What if I'm going to a Ne...Review by Jdub
What if I'm going to a Nerd Party.....can it be reversinated to make me un/negative/under cool? (Posted on 9/18/07)
Is it powerful enough to ...Review by Larry Lemanski
Is it powerful enough to work on a scooter rider wearing a full face helmet going into a crotch rocket biker bar? (Posted on 8/19/07)
I was never cool. Now tha...Review by Amper
I was never cool. Now that I purchased this product I am way too cool. Thanks to aerostich I am the coolest. (Posted on 4/2/07)


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