Genuine Nonsense

A uniquely beautiful gift wrap featuring a bunch of different kinds of motorcycles in a nice geometric pattern. Make your presents look extra special. Sold in rolls of 30"×72".

‘Hey Rocky, watch me pull a poodle outta my hat…Rocky? Rock…AHHHH someone squished my squirrel friend under a motorcycle!’ These ‘roadkill’ kritters keep the bike upright with style. A durable 4" disk insert keeps the kickstand from melting into hot asphalt or sinking into soft dirt. Furry fabric is fully washable…or not, if a real roadgrimed appearance is desired. A functional, furry mascot for the next parking lot, roadside stop or rally. Choose Zombie or Pancake Poodle. Approximately 9"×7"× Flat.

Create your own ode to the open road, haiku to the highway, or canto to your commute with these inspiring kits with a selection of over 200 magnetized words and word fragments. Stick them to your fridge, locker, toolbox, gas tank or any steel surface. Unleash your inner poet or strategically place an inspirational quote. Each tile is 3/8” tall, length varies by word. Choose Route 66 or Bike Lover kits, or get both to exponentially expand your magnetic vocabulary.

So your buddy pulls over in a cloud of smoke with a broken chain piled up in front of his engine sprocket and a busted crankcase. Or he throws his new scoot up the street in a cacophony of sparks and shredded parts. Whattya do? Look uncomfortably at your feet? Cringe with empathy? Hell no. You whip out Mr. Happy and lighten the mood with chirpy platitudes such as “Gee Bill, I’m sure we can find a guy to replicate that casting for big bucks.” Or “That’s OK, that bike was kind of ugly anyway, don’t you think?” Chances are that after the rider in question chases you half a mile down the road and pummels you about the head and shoulders he’ll feel MUCH better.

Be ready with a kind word and light pantomime for any downer occasion. Mr. Happy wants to help. Fits readily in most tankbags. Also good for cheering up rain-sodden rally campsites or bolstering spirits during multi-day bad weather scenarios that have eaten up most of a given vacation or ride.

(Share your Mr. Happy experiences or just see what he’s been up to by visiting his website at: www.mrhappytravels.com or follow the antics of MrHappyPuppet on Twitter.)

A fun temporary tattoo to remind you which way to twist the throttle. Get there jackrabbit fast by twisting down, or slow down and enjoy the scenery at a turtles pace. No matter what speed you choose to travel, it's always more fun on a motorcycle or scooter. Ride everywhere. 1.5"x3" artwork. Set of 5 long lasting tattoos.

Go ahead, roll your eyes, but this multi-functional thing helps keep you safer from a virus or germs. Yes it is a bit O.C.D., but pandemic aside, it’s still a useful little multipurpose gadget. Use its locking clip to open doors or drawers without touching them (at suspect gas stations, public restrooms and wayside rests). The built-in stylus tip can be used for germy public touchscreens and keypads. There’s a box opener, flat head screwdriver, and the mandatory bottle opener, too. This tool is for doing lots of tasks without directly touching anything. Clips anywhere for instant easy access. We looked at several of these things and this is the nicest one we found. (Riding may sometimes be risky but is always rewarding. Pandemic viruses not so much.) 5.25”x2.6”x.25”.

Ever wish there was a referee standing by with a whistle to rule on everyday minor traffic infractions? Someone to halt the flow of traffic for a moment to signal out a ‘dangerous play’? Slap a few of these magnetic cards on your gas tank and the next time some SUV-driving, cellphone-talking yahoo cuts you off without the slightest hint of consideration, you can toss one of these cards onto their rear panel. Shake off the frustration a little easier, knowing that your point has been made, and that you’ve substituted the conventional flip-of-the-bird for something with a little more substance. 2"×3.5". Pack of Ten

The warm, soothing glow of a traditional campfire with push-button ease anywhere. This LED night light is perfect for shedding a little illumination inside your tent and or as an amusing after dark accent to any room. Compact for easy storage. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included). 3.5” x 3” x 3.5”.