T-Shirts

A clean, comfortable chest-pocket tee featuring our logo right where it can’t be missed. It’s simple, dependable, and proudly carries the kind of understated branding that says, “Yes, this is a pocket—and yes, we put our logo on it.” Brown. 100% cotton. Made in USA. Medium-XXLarge.

This tee keeps its message simple, even if the weather never does. A lineup of familiar seasonal symbols quietly dares you to stop overthinking and hit the road anyway. After all, the forecast changes—but your bike is always ready.

This classic tee brings a touch of humor to your everyday rotation. Crafted from 100% preshrunk cotton that holds its shape wash after wash, it's built to last through countless wears. Available in sizes Medium through XXL, there's a perfect fit for everyone. Slip it on and let your witty side show. Made in the USA.

A timeless classic since 1985 with our company motto taken from Latin, appropriate for both riding and mail order businesses: Potius sero quam nunquam (translates as “Better Late Than Never”). 100% cotton. Black. M-XX.

This is our lightest, softest and coziest t-shirt. Great sleeping shirt too. 50/50 cotton/polyester, combed ring spun yarn. Navy. M–XXL. Made in America.

“Yep, it’s me.” Iconic full-size image of the stumbling, overconfident outlaw biker and leader of the Ratz and Mice motorcycle gang from the 1960s Beach Party movie series. Wordlessly proclaims “Stand aside everyone! I take large steps!” We think Eric would like this one, and when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, dey stay liked. 100% Cotton. Red. M-XX.

Strong is the power of the car side, with strength and commitment you must defy four-wheeled transport. Then, only then, a rider will you be. And ride you will. 100% Cotton. Black. M-XX.

You know who you are. You’re among friends here...but across the world of ordinary people, regular workplaces, common hardware stores, consumerized shopping malls, offices, workshops and chain grocery stores…the Road Grimed Astronaut goes a long way. Because most people have no idea.

Let us explain. Do people in grocery stores and gas stations see your onesie coverall or teched-out armored adventure suit as peculiar? Have you ever ridden past a bedraggled looking group of bevested and bechapped riders standing around under a freeway overpass smoking cigarettes and waiting for the rain to stop…and did you smile inside your helmet as you went by? Do bearded hipsters regard the uncoolness of your wonderful habiliment from saddles of their fenderless aircleanerless purified bikes or (more likely) thru their car windows as you ride by them in traffic on a cold dark day?

If some of this is slightly familiar, you are a Road Grimed Astronaut. You have the right stuff. So you might want this.

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This “Trust Me” shirt is an exact replica of a shirt from the mid/late ‘60s worn around southern California shops and racetracks. The 3 color design authentically reproduces the logo of Red Line Triumph’s shop in Santa Barbara. 100% cotton. White. M-XX.

That cool bike you've got sitting between your legs is officially recognized by the U.S. Federal Government as much more than an amusing toy. These are exact replicas of the signs above the HOV lanes across the freeways of California. They are a reminder that motorcycles are given extra privileges because riding them is social good. We all know that. Unfortunately most of your neighbors don’t. They’re positive motorcycles are self-indulgent toys -- Including yours. Let them know all fifty states have a totally different view, and have installed signs like these above our busiest and most congested roads to announce and declare: MOTORCYCLES OK. Officially. No equivocation. The government knows that choosing riding helps all of us, every time a rider gets on their motorcycle instead of getting into a car. (...thanks Brian) 100% Cotton. Green. M-XX

If you are not moving, get a motorcycle and break free. Make your commute better. Make your day better. Make your world better. Make a statement and ride there. Rain. Shine. Hot. Cold. It's all better. Made in USA. 100% Cotton. M-XXL. White.

This mantra of high-mileage riders has been spoken inside rain-lashed helmets at 1 am in the middle of nowhere. Other places, too. Inspired by the instructions on a shampoo bottle. 100% cotton. Grey. M–XX.

Workdays are usually filled with stress and deadlines, but getting to work (and commuting back home again) on two wheels can easily be the best part of your day. Go ahead, throw a leg over. Twist the throttle and take a well-deserved brief escape from the everyday routine. Because every ride really is a vacation. Heck, you could even take the long way and avoid traffic. Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone... Enjoy every ride. 100% Cotton. M-XXL. Light Grey.

It’s not how fast, or how far. Have fun. 100% Cotton. Grey. M-XX.

Ride to get from point A to point B. Instead of taking your car. Get it? 100% cotton. Blue. M-XX.

It’s too cold. It’s too hot. It’s too wet. I’m too busy. I have to put all my gear on. Should I or shouldn’t I? As Frank Zappa once said: Shut Up ‘N Play Yer Guitar. Just get out there. You’ll be glad you did, every time. A shirt for all times, a shirt for our times. 100% cotton. Blue. M-XX.

It doesn’t get any simpler than this. The more you ride, the less you drive. The less you drive the more you have — more fun, more time, more money, more gas, more piece of mind... Classic. Retro. Style. Back logo is small and up by the neck. 100% cotton. Burnt orange. T-Shirt (M–XX).

You may not speak or read Chinese (neither do we), but 1.3 billion people do, including a Chinese-based customer who thought the characters for Ai Si Qi are a meaningful translation for Aerostich. Makes a statement, and in our opinion is a cool looking shirt design, too. You be the judge. Actual Mandarin translates as “Love and Think Riding” or “Happy Good Rider” or something. Made in USA. 100% Cotton. M-XXL. Green.

...is more fun on a bike. It’s a lot more fun, and so is wearing this t-shirt, since it makes both riders and non-riders pause and smile. If anyone asks why, you either smile enigmatically like a happy Buddha, or take them for a ride. This approach is a whole lot better than the stupid, arrogant, condescending shirts that read ‘if I have to explain it, you wouldn’t understand’. What self-absorbed baloney.. This is the real thing. 100% cotton M-XX.

Designed by the ‘Under-ground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult’, this shirt makes uh... a statement that is succinct and may engender amusing conversations about geopolitical subjects. Alarming and funny. Black, with the tastefully small UTMC logo on the back up by the neck. 100% cotton. Black. M-XX.