Stickers & Magnets

You know who you are. You’re among friends here...but across the world of ordinary people, regular workplaces, common hardware stores, consumerized shopping malls, offices, workshops and chain grocery stores…the Road Grimed Astronaut goes a long way. Because most people have no idea.

Let us explain. Do people in grocery stores and gas stations see your onesie coverall or teched-out armored adventure suit as peculiar? Have you ever ridden past a bedraggled looking group of bevested and bechapped riders standing around under a freeway overpass smoking cigarettes and waiting for the rain to stop…and did you smile inside your helmet as you went by? Do bearded hipsters regard the uncoolness of your wonderful habiliment from saddles of their fenderless aircleanerless purified bikes or (more likely) thru their car windows as you ride by them in traffic on a cold dark day?

If some of this is slightly familiar, you are a Road Grimed Astronaut. You have the right stuff. So you might want this.

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You don’t seriously need this one. Two to a set. 4.75"×1.25".

That cool bike you've got sitting between your legs is officially recognized by the U.S. Federal Government as much more than an amusing toy. These are exact replicas of the signs above the HOV lanes across the freeways of California. They are a reminder that motorcycles are given extra privileges because riding them is social good. We all know that. Unfortunately most of your neighbors don’t. They’re positive motorcycles are self-indulgent toys -- Including yours. Let them know all fifty states have a totally different view, and have installed signs like these above our busiest and most congested roads to announce and declare: MOTORCYCLES OK. Officially. No equivocation. The government knows that choosing riding helps all of us, every time a rider gets on their motorcycle instead of getting into a car. (...thanks Brian). 2" x 9.75" Stick it proudly...

Looks great on a bike. Stupid on a car or truck. 1.75"×2".

Graphic we stole from somewhere, but forgot where. 4.5"×3.25".

Help plants grow big and strong by topping off the tank with high octane and riding more. Who would of thought recycling could be such fun?

Also looks great on a bike (or snowboard/skateboard). Stupid on a car or truck. 4.2"×1.5".

…so little time. The standard lament of sport and touring riders everywhere. 3.25"×3".

Aerostich Bumper Sticker. Where you stick these is your business, but we think they look better than other stickers out there. YMMV. Small (2"x7.75"). White.

Found this sticker in a Japanese bike shop. It reads “Dangerous person. If you touch me, I will be cut off”, and means “If you touch my bike, I will snap and go off”. 3.5" diameter.

Why jump on board the USS Mainstream Indulgence without even a second thought? 3.5"×3.5".

For the chin bar of your helmet (you get 2). By Ed Peterson. 2.5"×1".

Friendly rivalry? This looks like mischief from original via Bill Jutz. 3.5".

From strict warning signage found around British race tracks. 4"×4".

OK, so your bike wasn’t in the Guggenheim Show. 2" diameter.

“If this bike is on a trailer it is being stolen.” Every bike should have one. 4"×1"

Small stickers that make a big statement. Using your motorcycle everyday transportation is a social good - even if it makes you a pirate. Make a statement and ride proudly...This IS my car. (...You idiot) 3"x3".

Save on a set of stickers. Pack includes “Pavement Ends”, “One Less Car”, “Do Not Touch Me”, “Japan Nein”, “Motorsports Can Be Dangerous”, “Ride There”, “Not Art”, “If Found Unconscious...”, “Aerostich”, "Gas Pump", “Refined Hydro”, “This Is My Car”, “So Many Roads”, and "Driving". Sticker selection may vary.

Save $8.00 when bought all together.

Stick one of these on your helmet for easy to apply safety and ease. Emergency personnel and paramedics will know your blood type, even if you are not able to tell them. Convenient sheet of cut to fit stickers. 8.5"x11" sheet.