Black Friday

‘Hey Rocky, watch me pull a poodle outta my hat…Rocky? Rock…AHHHH someone squished my squirrel friend under a motorcycle!’ These ‘roadkill’ kritters keep the bike upright with style. A durable 4" disk sidestand insert keeps the kickstand from melting into hot asphalt or sinking into soft dirt. Furry fabric is fully washable…or not, if a real road-grimed appearance is desired. A functional, furry mascot for the next parking lot, roadside stop or rally. Choose Zombie or Pancake Poodle. Approximately 9"×7"× Flat.

A belt buckle with a Phillips screwdriver blade, two regular screwdriver blades plus five metric and five SAE bolt wrench sizes...and a bottle opener. Use it like this: 1. Take off belt. 2. Pants fall down. 3. Attempt to tighten or loosen a screw or bolt using specialized ‘Kool Tool’. 4. Severely skin knuckles due to inherent configuration issues not obvious at purchase. (Blood flows, curse optional.) 5. Attempt to open nearby beer to treat pain from injury described previously. 6. Discover bottle does not have twist-off cap. 7. Regret never learning any trick ways to open bottles without an opener. 8. Successfully deploy emergency opener tool from buckle. 9. Drink beer and obtain relief from recent knuckle injury. 10, 11. and 12. Repeat nine until you no longer care your ‘Kool Tool’ belt is almost useless except for occasionally opening non-twist beer bottle caps. Smile drunkenly, knowing you are now older and wiser. Well-sewn web belt is 1.5” wide. Medium (38”) or Large (42”). Black.

Everything you’ll want to carry (clothing, tent, food and camping gear), fits neatly within these detailed and cavernous seat bags. Outside there’s a variety of strap systems designed to secure foam sleeping pads and the like. Across the top, D rings laced with mini-bungees are arranged to hold sweaters, road guides, and things you want to keep within immediate reach.

Each end on the medium and large opens for direct loading and inside access. For extra capacity, both ends also expand with gusseted zippers. The medium and large bags also have a removable zippered belt pack attached to one end, and all three have an insulated water bottle holster right where you can reach it. There’s retro-reflective areas, a versatile, secure and fast strap-on mounting system, and useful compression straps so your stuff won’t get bounced around. Not waterproof, but an included raincover stores inside a dedicated compartment.

All of this technology is beautifully sewn with top quality coated nylon fabrics, webbing and other materials. (By a clever optical illusion, this bag won’t look big when mounted on your bike.) The Camping Seat Bag is the world’s most advanced motorcycle pack. It’s an armed F-16 in a field of Cessnas.

Small is black/grey, 8" Top to Bottom × 12" Front to Back ×11.5" Side to Side/16" expanded. Medium is black, 12" Top to Bottom × 12" Front to Back × 15.5" Side to Side/22" expanded. Large is black/grey, 14" Top to Bottom × 14" Front to Back x 21" Side to Side/28" expanded. An Aerostich exclusive.

Say you park on the sixth floor of a large parking ramp when it suddenly comes under heavy attack by a group of militant anti-motorcyclists and the only way out is a 200 yard slide down a lightly insulated power line straight onto the roof of a neighboring building. Would you trust your current belt for that slide? I don’t think so! These belts are for those who need to be able to count on their gear in the worst possible scenario. We love them for jeans because they fit very comfortably, look cool in all situations, and are lightweight. In a pinch they can be used as an additional tie-down strap and the fall-rated buckle is easy to use and infinitely adjustable. These types of extreme belts are hard to find in these widths which fit standard belt loops. Simple, classy, and strong, like Bond…James Bond. Lengths measure: Sm. 40", Med. 44", Large 47.5", XL 50".

Last Chance HD

Two layers of HD nylon webbing sewn together for strength. 1.5" wide. S, M, L or XL. Black.

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It’s a bright taillight…until you hit the brakes. Then, it flashes four times fast—pauses—three flashes a little slower—pauses—two more real slow, and it’s on full time as a stop light. The entire flash/pause sequence takes 4 seconds and repeats each time you re-apply the brakes. This complex pattern is commonly and intuitively recognized as a deceleration warning. The bulb’s reliable digital electronics are all contained inside the bulbs base. Choose from widely available, easily replaceable “G-4” halogen bulb version (easy to carry spare bulb is also included), upgrade to long life LED option, or select the dual ballast CAN-bus compatible model for most modern BMW's. Fits standard 1157 dual filament brake/taillight bulb sockets. Legal disclaimer: May not be approved for use in all states.

NOTE: Spare LED element only.

Two lightweight resin bases with strong folding rings that lock flat when not in use. Ideal for bungees, bungee hooks, straps, etc. Complete with fasteners.

Secure your gear with confidence. These compact, heavy-duty cargo hooks mount easily to your license plate using standard 6mm screws—no fuss, just function. Built from tough zinc die-cast, they're the reliable, low-profile way to keep your luggage locked down on every ride. Pack of two (2). Black.

Constructed from ultra-lightweight silicone impregnated ripstop nylon, these expandable and multi-functional bags are ideal for organizing gear and keeping items accessible. Each zips open to reveal a mixture of ripstop and no-see-um mesh pockets, ideal for holding camp kitchen items, personal toiletries or other such miscellany. They feature a pleated expanding design, allowing each slim satchel to accommodate a surprising volume of stuff. Exterior loops allow easy attachment to packs, when not in use they fold flat to store anywhere. Assorted colors.

#9278 Tripper Travel Bag (10”×7”×2” closed)
#9279 Mega Travel Bag (13”×11”×2” closed)

Constructed from ultra-lightweight silicone impregnated ripstop nylon, these expandable and multi-functional bags are ideal for organizing gear and keeping items accessible. Each zips open to reveal a mixture of ripstop and no-see-um mesh pockets, ideal for holding camp kitchen items, personal toiletries or other such miscellany. They feature a pleated expanding design, allowing each slim satchel to accommodate a surprising volume of stuff. Exterior loops allow easy attachment to packs, when not in use they fold flat to store anywhere.

#9280 Small Pouch (5”×4”×1”)
#9281 Medium Pouch (11”×5”×2”)
#9282 Large Pouch (15”×6”×3”)

Weather resistant storage for...Ahem…uh…whatever you might want to carry unobtrusively concealed. Perfect for registration materials or travel documents that you need secure yet accessible, and perhaps the spare hidden key. Sized to work with all standard size license plates on most motorcycles. Mounts either lock up or lock down — you choose. Includes all mounting hardware and two keys. Tough injection molded polypropylene and about 1" thick. 7"×4".

Low profile steel strap loops that attach to the top of hard bags (or anywhere) to hold duffels and items with straps. Rugged and light, perfect for 1" straps. Set of 4, with attaching bolts.

Create your own ode to the open road, haiku to the highway, or canto to your commute with these inspiring kits with a selection of over 200 magnetized words and word fragments. Stick them to your fridge, locker, toolbox, gas tank or any steel surface. Unleash your inner poet or strategically place an inspirational quote. Each tile is 3/8” tall, length varies by word. Choose Route 66 or Bike Lover kits, or get both to exponentially expand your magnetic vocabulary.

Everything you’ll want to carry (clothing, tent, food and camping gear), fits neatly within these detailed and cavernous seat bags. Outside there’s a variety of strap systems designed to secure foam sleeping pads and the like. Across the top, D rings laced with mini-bungees are arranged to hold sweaters, road guides, and things you want to keep within immediate reach.

Each end on the medium and large opens for direct loading and inside access. For extra capacity, both ends also expand with gusseted zippers. The medium and large bags also have a removable zippered belt pack attached to one end, and all three have an insulated water bottle holster right where you can reach it. There’s retro-reflective areas, a versatile, secure and fast strap-on mounting system, and useful compression straps so your stuff won’t get bounced around. Not waterproof, but an included raincover stores inside a dedicated compartment.

All of this technology is beautifully sewn with top quality coated nylon fabrics, webbing and other materials. (By a clever optical illusion, this bag won’t look big when mounted on your bike.) The Camping Seat Bag is the world’s most advanced motorcycle pack. It’s an armed F-16 in a field of Cessnas.

Small is black/grey, 8" Top to Bottom × 12" Front to Back ×11.5" Side to Side/16" expanded. Medium is black, 12" Top to Bottom × 12" Front to Back × 15.5" Side to Side/22" expanded. Large is black/grey, 14" Top to Bottom × 14" Front to Back x 21" Side to Side/28" expanded. An Aerostich exclusive.

Keep your fingers nimble when the temperature drops by wearing a pair of these 44% Merino wool blend liner gloves under your riding gloves. Lightweight knit for ease of movement, rib knot cuff finish provides a bulk-free fit. Touch-screen friendly thumb and forefinger help you stay connected to your mobile devices while keeping fingers warm. Machine washable. S, M or L. Black.

These socks have additional Lycra support sections throughout the calf, so you won’t find them cutting off circulation or falling down into your boot. High-friction areas contain two sections of polyamide, a technical fiber that provides life-long treatment against odor, fungus and bacteria, and extraordinary wicking capabilities result in enhanced comfort.

These crew socks are made of 67% Polyester, 31% Polyamide, and 2% Elastane and wear slightly higher than a normal sock in order to accommodate riding boots. Built to last.

M (7.5-9.5), L (10-12.5), XL (13-15).

Four-way stretch Polartec® Power Wool® Balaclava. The ultimate piece for cold weather. Comfortable under hoods and helmets or as a stand-alone piece. Power Wool® is a design breakthrough for combining the distinct advantages of natural and synthetic fibers in a bi-component fabric. Merino wool interior against the skin, and a synthetic fiber exterior optimizing wicking, breathability, odor resistance, and durability. One size fits most. Black.

• Superior wicking action
• Naturally odor resistant
• Highly breathable
• Fast drying
• PFAS Free
• Designed for Extreme Use
• One Size

Durable, lightweight lid to keep the rain and sun off your dome. Polyester fabric is water repellent and rated to UPF 50+ to block 99.91% of harmful UVA & UVB rays. Built-in pouch allows hat to fold into itself for easy carrying and storing. Tan. S/M or M/L.

Small size with big performance, these are the same lightweight, minimalist tools issued by the U.S. military for decades. Time-tested for toughness, dependability and for making quick work offing the lid on a can of tuna or beans. Made from nickel plated, hardened carbon steel, the blade folds flat for storage and will stay sharp for years. Sold in pairs. Attach to keychain, lanyard or tuck one in to any pocket or bag. 2"×.8".

Supply safe, fused power to accessory electronic devices. Uses four ¼" male blade connections for easy installation insert the best mini fuse (not included) to match the power requirements of each device. A clear cover with insulated O-ring provides protection and a water resistant seal. 15 amps per circuit. Fits almost anywhere. Simple is good. 3.2"×1.77"×1.5".

Turn the thumbscrew on this aluminum carabiner to securely hold your stuff together or stay attached where you clip it. Includes removable 1.25" diameter keyring. 2.5"×1.25"×.25". Assorted colors.

This water-resistant single pocket slimline fits seamlessly in the front pocket of your jeans or riding pants and tucks away discretely in a tank bag or jacket pocket. Easily holds a few folded bills plus 8-11 credit cards, or about 40 business cards. 4.25"×2.7"×08", 5 grams.

Ultra-thin, ultra-light, ultra-tough, water resistant. Purposefully designed, each of these are handmade in Maine. Each uses remainders of the latest high-tech racing sailcloths. They contain lightweight Carbon Fiber, Kevlar, Pentex and Polyesther matrixes which make them the toughest in the world. They are so lightweight that they float. Stronger than steel and perfect for carrying and protecting documents, credit cards and cash. Incredibly durable. Made in America

Spare raincovers for the Motofizz Camping Seat Bags.

That cool bike you've got sitting between your legs is officially recognized by the U.S. Federal Government as much more than an amusing toy. These are exact replicas of the signs above the HOV lanes across the freeways of California. They are a reminder that motorcycles are given extra privileges because riding them is social good. We all know that. Unfortunately most of your neighbors don’t. They’re positive motorcycles are self-indulgent toys -- Including yours. Let them know all fifty states have a totally different view, and have installed signs like these above our busiest and most congested roads to announce and declare: MOTORCYCLES OK. Officially. No equivocation. The government knows that choosing riding helps all of us, every time a rider gets on their motorcycle instead of getting into a car. (...thanks Brian)

That cool bike you've got sitting between your legs is officially recognized by the U.S. Federal Government as much more than an amusing toy. These are exact replicas of the signs above the HOV lanes across the freeways of California. They are a reminder that motorcycles are given extra privileges because riding them is social good. We all know that. Unfortunately most of your neighbors don’t. They’re positive motorcycles are self-indulgent toys -- Including yours. Let them know all fifty states have a totally different view, and have installed signs like these above our busiest and most congested roads to announce and declare: MOTORCYCLES OK. Officially. No equivocation. The government knows that choosing riding helps all of us, every time a rider gets on their motorcycle instead of getting into a car. (...thanks Brian). 2" x 9.75" Stick it proudly...

That cool bike you've got sitting between your legs is officially recognized by the U.S. Federal Government as much more than an amusing toy. These are exact replicas of the signs above the HOV lanes across the freeways of California. They are a reminder that motorcycles are given extra privileges because riding them is social good. We all know that. Unfortunately most of your neighbors don’t. They’re positive motorcycles are self-indulgent toys -- Including yours. Let them know all fifty states have a totally different view, and have installed signs like these above our busiest and most congested roads to announce and declare: MOTORCYCLES OK. Officially. No equivocation. The government knows that choosing riding helps all of us, every time a rider gets on their motorcycle instead of getting into a car. (...thanks Brian) 100% Cotton. Green. M-XX

Highly recommended for leather gloves. Opaque liquid emulsion which goes on wet and soaks into pores in leather, helped greatly by rubbing into leather. Not recommended for fabric. Dries leaving a slightly tacky, waxy surface feel which may mostly be buffed away. Tacky-feel also wears away during use. Two applications (apply, dry, re-apply, dry, wear) are recommended to the back-side of glove, with either one fairly light application on palm to limit tacky-waxy effect on grip, or no palm application. Noticeably longer-lasting water-beading than Nikwax Glove Proof. 100ml.

Recommended for both leather and textile gloves. Goes on wet and penetrates and requires rubbing into leather or fabric. A very thin, very runny opaque emulsification that soaks in and dries to a nearly unnoticeable dry-feeling finish. Two sequential treatments (apply, dry, re-apply, dry, wear) recommended. Fairly long lasting. Water beads nicely for some time thru moderate rain exposures.

Cleans and revitalizes leather without over softening. Will not strip off the manufacturer’s water repellency. Prolongs the life of gear and optimizes outdoor performance. Biodegradable, non-flammable, non-hazardous. 10 oz.

Rejuvenates the water repellency of tired, worn leather clothing and accessories and replaces water repellent finishes and conditions leather. Prolongs the life of leather gear. 10 oz.

Non-detergent liquid soap specially formulated to protect the waterproof/breathable qualities of outdoor fabrics better than conventional liquid detergents. An excellent prep-wash for NikWax’s Wash-In Waterproofer. Biodegradable. 10 oz.

Water Repellents - The New Story...

Restores the durable water-repellent finish of all types of waterproof/breathable fabrics. Ideal for garments or single-wall tents and synthetic sleeping bag shells. Best when sprayed on damp material. 10 oz.

Wash-in re-waterproofing treatment for all breathable waterproof clothing. It saturates the stitching, fabric, and zippers making a noticeable difference. Hand or machine wash in. 10 oz.

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Increases your wool garments’ natural wicking properties and removes dirt and odors. Works on fine Merino garments. Water-based, so it is gentle on the environment. 10oz.

Strong is the power of the car side, with strength and commitment you must defy four-wheeled transport. Then, only then, a rider will you be. And ride you will. 100% Cotton. Black. M-XX.

It’s not how fast, or how far. Have fun. 100% Cotton. Grey. M-XX.

Handy for removing that annoying scratch that is right in the exact spot your eye wants to look though. No. 1 cleans, shines, and protects all plastics. No. 2 removes fine scratches from most plastics. No. 3 removes heavy scratches from most acrylics.

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Designed by the ‘Under-ground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult’, this shirt makes uh... a statement that is succinct and may engender amusing conversations about geopolitical subjects. Alarming and funny. Black, with the tastefully small UTMC logo on the back up by the neck. 100% cotton. Black. M-XX.