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Designed by the ‘Under-ground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult’, this shirt makes uh... a statement that is succinct and may engender amusing conversations about geopolitical subjects. Alarming and funny. Black, with the tastefully small UTMC logo on the back up by the neck. 100% cotton. Black. M-XX.

The famous Hunter S. Thompson quote, reflected in Ralph Steadman art. Steadman’s work relationship with Thompson was special. T-shirt is 100% cotton. White. M–XX. Made in America.

Hundreds of trips along the same stretch of common road—Interstate 94 between Fargo, ND and Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN—would for most be a long, tedious and all-too-familiar boring journey. These nine stories were written over eighteen years and reveal the value of riding more deeply and truly than common ‘I rode there’ memoirs. For this rider, traveling forth and back was an opportunity for meditation, contemplation, ideas—and a venue for making life’s greatest decisions. Softly inspiring stories that read as true as the endless Midwestern prairie itself. Stories about piloting a road and a life, accompanied closely by the thrum of a BMW r 65 and the essential feelings and experiences of pure motorcycling. By Rand Rassmussen. Softbound, 6"×9", 64 pp., b/w illus. USA.

Why jump on board the USS Mainstream Indulgence without even a second thought? 3.5"×3.5".

Stick one of these on your helmet for easy to apply safety and ease. Emergency personnel and paramedics will know your blood type, even if you are not able to tell them. Convenient sheet of cut to fit stickers. 8.5"x11" sheet.

Merino wool is the finest, softest, itch-free wool available. This lightweight 160gsm jersey feels like every inch of that. It will keep you warm, yet won’t make you overheat. It’s versatile enough to wear as a primary, mid or under-layer and comfortable enough for lounging around the house. The neck is cut slightly higher for warmth. Machine washable. Stone or Black. 12 oz. M–XXL.

A flexible, adhesive, wrap-around heating element with printed-circuit-type elements that fit between the handlebar and grip, keeping your digits from turning into frozen turkey feet during cold weather rides. These have been a popular way to make any bike more all-season rideable for years. Installation is DIY easy, and there are plenty of YouTube tutorials to follow online. Includes two heating elements, wiring, resistor (for hi-low function, and an on/off, hi/lo switch. Effective way to have warm hands, which helps the rest of your body be warmer, too.  A great comfort as well as a safety enhancer. For 12V systems. On "hi" they draw only 2 amps and make 27-29 watts of hand-warming heat. Installation takes only about an hour on most bikes.

The 62" black nylon utility cord loops over the left grip to eliminate bending to retrieve. When you’re ready to go, just reel it in while comfortably saddled. Includes a “Remove Before Flight” ribbon so you’ll never accidentally leave it behind. Same black ultrasuede storage bag as the CFSP. Made in USA

Features

• Ultra-light and ultra-strong Carbon fiber.
• Parachute cord with hand-grip loop makes it easy to pull it up after you mount the bike.
• Red ‘remove before flight’ flag to remind you to pull it up before taking off.
• As ridiculous as you can imagine, but despite that, it works well.
• Looks cool, sells poorly, so you’ll probably never see another at any moto-gathering event.

In person John was simply and quietly outstanding and force-of-nature unstoppable. He was gentle, funny, strong, humble, kind, generous, self-aware, mischievous and absolutely indomitable. He was also — and by far — the very strongest, best and most accomplished long-distance endurance motorcycle rider in the world. He challenged himself to accomplish the impossible and did, again and again. His untimely death in a motorcycle accident on a clear, sunny Sunday morning (October 13th, 2013) was devastating to his family, his friends and the endurance riding community. This booklet contains some of Jonh's own writing about riding exploits, and a few of his many friends rememberances. It was created to help you get to know him a little. We sure miss him. By John Ryan and a few of his friends. Softbound. 6”x9”, color illus. 76pp.

The unfortunate reality is those of us who choose two-wheeled transportation are outnumbered on the roadways by drivers sealed inside 4000lb glass and steel cages. They are often oblivious and frequently distracted. 100% cotton. M-XX. Grey. Made in America.

Save on a set of stickers. Pack includes “Pavement Ends”, “One Less Car”, “Do Not Touch Me”, “Japan Nein”, “Motorsports Can Be Dangerous”, “Ride There”, “Not Art”, “If Found Unconscious...”, “Aerostich”, "Gas Pump", “Refined Hydro”, “This Is My Car”, “So Many Roads”, and "Driving". Sticker selection may vary.

Save $8.00 when bought all together.

It’s too cold. It’s too hot. It’s too wet. I’m too busy. I have to put all my gear on. Should I or shouldn’t I? As Frank Zappa once said: Shut Up ‘N Play Yer Guitar. Just get out there. You’ll be glad you did, every time. A shirt for all times, a shirt for our times. 100% cotton. Blue. M-XX.

This mantra of high-mileage riders has been spoken inside rain-lashed helmets at 1 am in the middle of nowhere. Other places, too. Inspired by the instructions on a shampoo bottle. 100% cotton. Grey. M–XX.

One of the best technology crossovers from bicycling to motorcycling is padded, stretchy shorts. If you’ve never worn these things on a long ride, you owe it to yourself to try a pair. They seem to add another couple hundred mile range to a day, as they keep fatigue at bay longer than yer basic briefs. These are a modified version of bicycle shorts, cut slightly shorter in the legs, and with all the Lycra and fleece of the originals. Put a stop to chafing, stay comfortable and keep riding! (Also an old Iron Butt rider’s secret weapon.) Black. S (24–28), M (28–32), L (32–36), XL (36–40).

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Closer to a traditional wallet and holds about 16 cards, plus bills. Nylon (5"×3.75").

You won’t find flatter, more inconspicuous and lightweight wallets anywhere. These will carry all you need for any journey, whether it’s a quick errand to the store, or riding beside wildebeest in Africa. They’re better for your back, and help prevent wallet sciatica. Choose leather, Leather RFID (to keep your card data safe) and ultra-light ripstop nylon (which is flatter than flat!). Carry nice in front or back pocket. Patented too, believe it or not. The leather version of the Executive is most recommended. The Anti-RFID versions look and feel identical to the regular models, and prevent tech-savvy bad guys from stealing the information that is encoded on your credit cards. Made in America

Clean, simple, old school straight leg blue jeans...with a great trick: TF3 Impact armor-holding pockets at the knees (sold separately), accessed via a hidden zipper. Armor is removed or replaced in seconds, easily, while wearing the pants. All the rest is classic denim jean spec., with fit and cut similar to Levi's 501s.

Specifically, these are carefully sewn of unwashed dark blue 100% cotton 14 oz denim fabric, which is a bit heavier-duty than the more common 10-12 oz denim, but it still shrinks-to-a-custom-fit after a wash or two, which makes these pants extra comfortable and wear a lot longer.

For protektion there are three generous hidden areas of abrasion resistant Breathable-Waterproof HT 500D Nylon (…as used in many Aerostich suits) located at the seat and knees. For ‘commando’ comfort this extra-abrasion-resistant fabric is backed by soft 100% cotton.

As you’d expect there are five traditional pockets, five belt loops and a reliable metal fly zipper, too. But as you wouldn’t expect, the hidden seat-protective breathable-waterproof abrasion layer means you can sit on a freshly rain-wetted saddle and not get a wet butt. Nice!

The optional knee armor (sold separately at right or below) is positioned in the correct location when riding, and when you’re off the bike it's comfortably flexible and easily removable.

Stitching is double and triple wherever needed, and a crotch gusset provides extra ease and comfort that’s great when mounting up and also as you move around in the saddle.

Fit, quality and protection that’s quick, easy and comfortable. They’ll quickly become your favorite jeans, both on and off your bike. Made here in America. Size 30-30, 30-32, 32–30, 32–32, 32-34, 34–30, 34–32, 34–34, 34-36, 36–30, 36–32, 36–34, 36-36, 38–30, 38–32, 38–34, 38-36, 40–30, 40–32, 40–34, 40-36, 42–30, 42–32. Choose Black or Blue.

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When I get to work I pull the pads out sitting at my desk. When it’s time to go home, the pads go right back in - two seconds - and I’m riding.

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Small stickers that make a big statement. Using your motorcycle everyday transportation is a social good - even if it makes you a pirate. Make a statement and ride proudly...This IS my car. (...You idiot) 3"x3".

If you are not moving, get a motorcycle and break free. Make your commute better. Make your day better. Make your world better. Make a statement and ride there. Rain. Shine. Hot. Cold. It's all better. Made in USA. 100% Cotton. M-XXL. White.

Keep your chest and core warmer, with an easy to install Chest Insulation Pad. Extends the funtionality of the RoadcrafterLight into cooler riding conditions. Made from Windstopper® with a soft micro-fleece inner layer. Self-stores in a built-in pocket. 30 watts, 2.5 amps. Includes a fused, lighted power switch coil cord. Specify SAE, Quiconnect 2, or BMW connection. 16"×17". Black.

The briefcase at its most minimal. A simple 15”×11” Cordura envelope bag with handles and a hook & loop closure. Great as your “office on the road” for books, maps, papers, etc. This bag is tough enough to handle a bunch of bulky papers and a notebook computer, but folds down into a small lump for packing. Fits in any pocket or tank bag and it’s not too expensive, either. Blue or black.

Basic black, lightweight plastic frames that surround your license plate with Deeper Meaning to puzzle and annoy the world at large.

Graphic we stole from somewhere, but forgot where. 4.5"×3.25".

Aerostich Bumper Sticker. Where you stick these is your business, but we think they look better than other stickers out there. YMMV. Small (2"x7.75"). White.

Contained in a compact Cordura roll-up pouch, this kit contains the following high-quality tools: 8mm-14mm combination wrenches, 8" adjustable wrench, drive ratchet with extension and sockets, four-bit screwdriver, four hex keys, double hex 5/8 & 13/16 spark plug socket and breaker bar, flashlight, tire gauge, electrical tape, zip ties, mechanics wire, Loctite and WD-40. A professional-quality, complete tool kit. 9.5"×3.34" (rolled), 3 lbs.

For motorcycle wheels that are open in the middle (regular or cast spokes). It’s also packable, but it is really a little larger then most riders will want to carry. Ideal for garage workshop use. Adjustable for all sizes of wheels/tires. 17.5"x2"x2", 4.5 lbs.

Individually cut from a solid sheet of Grade 5 Titanium using precision EDM technology. Innovative unibody design allows keys to be quickly and easily moved on and off through the super-secure double gates. Each piece is acid washed, then hand ground to a classic brushed finished. Strong, functional and easy to use, with quality and durability to last a lifetime. Choose teardrop or bottle opener version. 2.1”x1.2”x.15”

An evocative exploration of women motorcyclists, unveiled in an alluring layout of words ‘n pics, resulting in unconventional eradication of stereotypes about female riders. This is a stunning visual celebration of the varied cultures, lifestyles and passion for motorcycles and riding...from the sassy young racer girls to wind-roughened seniors, leather-clad outlaws to chic corporate climbers. The beautiful collection of photographs is complimented by intensely personal prose, offering a glimpse into the inspirations that guide women riders. One of those rare books that energizes the spirit and really is hard to put down. By Christina Shook. Hardbound, 8.25"×8.25", 154 pp., color & b/w photos.

A fun temporary tattoo to remind you which way to twist the throttle. Get there jackrabbit fast by twisting down, or slow down and enjoy the scenery at a turtles pace. No matter what speed you choose to travel, it's always more fun on a motorcycle or scooter. Ride everywhere. 1.5"x3" artwork. Set of 5 long lasting tattoos.

Light, simple and very compact. Molded from durable glass filled Zytel® Nylon. Clean, unobtrusive look when installed (looks like it belongs). Fits most older (‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s) Honda and Kawasaki dual cable throttles. Specify dual cable or Yamaha. For 7/8" handlebars. Made in America

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Designed to simplify a regularly plugged and unplugged accessory, this panel mount pass-through installs conveniently into any panel or surface. We know riders who’ve installed it in the side or front of a tank or tail bag. Perfect for running electronics like GPS, MP3 player, fuzz buster…Uses standard SAE connector to pass power through any surface. Assimilates storage and power needs created by todays techno-farkle-moto-addicts. Resistance is futile...

Tire rings which embody a love of riding and to carry some of that feeling everywhere. A starting point for ten thousand daydreams, and a subtle way to signal to others you are a rider. American made original designs, in Sterling Silver. Whole and half sizes 6 thru 13. Sizes are about 1/16" apart. Specify Road Bike (6.5mm wide) or Off-Road (6mm wide) design.

Also available in 14K or 18K Gold (call 800 222 1994 for price).

Land travel in remote areas is not for the unprepared and this comprehensive book will go a long way to making the reader aware of the factors involved in such trips. Because of the expense and potential danger of such voyages, the years of experience gathered by the author and his contributing world riders is invaluable information for those contemplating an undertaking of such magnitude. Bike mods, what to bring, as well as paperwork and riding techniques are all covered in this well-written and authoritative book. Revised 6th edition with added content. By Chris Scott (who actually was the inventor of term “adventure motorcycling”).

The Champ. Says it all, doesn’t it? This knife is the classic Swiss got-it-all-right-here tool. Knife blades, screwdrivers, scissors, can and cap openers, a frighteningly sharp saw, magnifier, on and on...oh, and of course the corkscrew. Thirty four tools in all, contained in a classic pocket knife profile that will almost always have what is needed to save the day. With one of these and a multi-plier you can rule the planet. A fine, comprehensive pocket toolbox.

Integrated deceleration-sensing technology illuminates this tail light bulb even when you downshift or slow without applying any braking force. Automatically brightens alerting traffic behind you of reduced speed while decreasing the chance of a rear-end collision. Apply brakes and it functions just like your standard brake light system. Patented design integrates auto-recharging, self-powered capacitors with self-activating technology and long-life LED lamps. Fits most motorcycles, replacing any standard 1154 (6 Volt) or 1157 (12 Volt) type bulb (with the exception of rear-loading lamps). CAN Bus compatible. Rated to last up to 5 years.

These pressurized (nitrogen-filled) ball points were actually developed so astronauts could write in outer space, but they are equally wonderful for marking damp maps, writing on soggy paper placemats, or philosophizing on greasy bathroom walls. The Bullet model has a removable clip, and a short, smoothly-rounded shape that lets you carry it in the front pocket of your jeans without getting stabbed in the thigh (3.6" closed, 5.3" open) Specify: Chrome, Black finish or Solid Brass. And back in the day the ol’ Russians had to use pencils.

Tried and true style great for everyday wear, or pair with handlebar mount (#2143) to add an all-weather, easy to read clock to your bike. Features include daily alarm, hourly time signal, auto calendar and stop watch features. LCD display with push-button micro light for night time viewing. Select 12/24 hour formats. Water resistant resin design and construction has proven functional and durable for over 27 years. The replaceable CR2016 button battery lasts up to 7 years. A true classic, inexpensive and feature loaded chronograph ready to track your riding time for many years and thousands of miles. Body measures 1.5”x1.38”x.34”. Black with replaceable resin band.

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