Coolness Emulator

Will allow you to interact more normally with various biker microcultures. Using forced-fractal image projection and high-speed clue building database recognition, this ex-black ops military technology is now available to the motorcyclist. Cross-microcultural stealth is now yours! For example, drive your ratty, high-mileage dual sport to a Ducatisti meeting, and the rapid-compilation 'clue building' software quickly (.02 secs) averages a 'look' for you and your machine, cloaking you via forced-fractal projection into an innocuous moto-conformist. Your bike will blend in, and so will you, allowing you to look at bikes, mingle, and not be harassed or snubbed. Look in a rearview mirror and behold yourself resplendent in a Vanson jacket and a Blues Brothers mini chin beard. No one will know! Comes with one scanner and two image projectors (one for you, one for your bike). An add-on audio emulator is available for $380.00 for the ultimate in stealth. Cruise the main street of Sturgis, and your duct-taped Helix becomes a throbbing Fat Bob. Do be careful around Shriner parades and mopeds. Satisfaction or your money back.