Gut Wrench

Equal parts useful and nutritious. This set of six wrenches performs standard bolt-turning duties as well as providing 100% of your daily recommended intake for iron and twelve other essential nutrients. Each is infused with healthful goodness, and unlike wimpy grocery store energy bars this one is guaranteed to stay with you down the road…See this video to learn more.

A Gut Wrench is ideal for when the trip schedule doesn’t permit time to stop for a bite to eat, and they last nearly forever (if you keep them dry), so pack along a set of Gut Wrenches in your tool kit so you’ll always have a solid, fortified snack at the ready.

Also, each Gut Wrench will provide an immediate weight gain and is a great source of roughage, providing the best intestinal cleanse available. One will satiate even the largest appetites so they are great for a quick rest-stop snack to ward off hunger pangs during the longest marathon rides. Price includes one-time emergency extraction coupon, should you lack the intestinal fortitude for complete digestion (our lawyers made us say that). Specify Metric, Whitworth or American.