Social Ostraciziation Tranquilizer

Arrive at any event by motorcycle well-dressed for the road and not feel like a total outsider, dork, nerd or whatever. S.O.T. isn’t a drug, but a naturally-occurring organic botanical-nutracutical sourced from underneath unusual stone deposits found only at remote higher elevations across western Asia. It is then carefully refined and purified using the exact same process used to purify pharmacological ingredients at companies like Bayer and Searle. This safe holistic compound has been appreciated by millions of riders across Asia for over fifty years. Standard dose is 1tsp powder per day, which may be mixed into a smoothie, sprinkled on breakfast cereals or dusted over eggs, waffles and pancakes. Odorless, tasteless and colorless. Ideal for overthinking neurotics and social cowards alike. Not for diabetics, children under 12, or if you are pregnant. 1 quart container #ever $729.76 or seven single-serving foil pouches #yday $133.18