Calory Vac

Supersize everything! The pocket sized Calory Vac literally sucks the invisible calories right out of all food and beverages. This miracle breakthrough is of tremendous importance to motorcyclists. Carry in a pocket and extend it to vacuum out unwanted calories from up to 4’ away. After a few seconds of vacuuming, a quick shake towards the floor (...or toward another meal at a nearby table) dissipates all the unwanted calories. It doesn’t change flavors or textures (except walnuts...) of any foods — even the richest breakfast pastrys, the sweetest deserts or the thickest BBQ’d ribs and steaks. Just imagine the money you’ll save on riding suit alterations alone. This will forever change your roadfood café stops. Solid State Bragg gratings use Hybrid Zero Dynamics algorithms (HZD) to increase exothermal molecular absorption. No Batteries required. 5.4” x .3” compacted. From Houghco.