Microscopic Bath Robe

Packs into a tiny bundle slightly smaller than a boullion cube. Just the thing for padding down to the motel lobby for some ice. (Just because your friend will, and has, done the same thing wearing soggy roadracing boots and boxers doesn’t mean you want to.) Made of miracle synthetic micro-brushed nylon. Color is black and guaranteed not to show piddle spots. Feel like Prince Charles instead of the grubby disheveled biker you are.