Tenta Pilferista Preventa

After a great day of riding you've found a comfortable and hidden camping spot a few miles outside a small town. Camp is set up and now it's time to ride back to that last village for some prime dinner. To insure security while you are away, try the Tenta Pilferista Preventa. This large, realistic, full size haz-mat warning sign mounts right to the outside of your tent (or just about anywhere else) and looks scary. Its language should persuade anyone who can read to leave the area immediately. Partial text: "Warning - Federal research testing site - highly infectious-toxins and/or radioactive materials. Do not approach - Do Not touch. Disturbing this site is a Federal offense. For further information call 216-998-7629 24 hours." Sign is easily removable, weather resistant and folds compactly. Hopefully nobody will be able to figure out what charges to press against you. 8.5"x13".